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What was that Matt Damen/Jodie Foster film about the sanctuary? I never finished it, but I liked the premise.
08/21, 19:23:17

08/21, 19:19:22- Theyíll be able to purchase a ticket to mars.
08/21, 19:21:41

08/21, 19:16:09
@ Alone

I am no one.
I am everyone.
I am in you, can you see me?
08/21, 19:21:37

08/21, 19:17:10 - Do you have evidence for that claim?
08/21, 19:20:35

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.
08/21, 19:19:42

Those billionaires
Would have wished they invested in saving the earth after they wonít be able to spend their money to even save themselves in a scorched earth.
08/21, 19:19:22

I became my best friend.
08/21, 19:19:04

08/21, 19:17:45

So we have melting ice caps
And fire in the Amazon


I give earth 10 years before total destruction happens, like a stack of dominos.
08/21, 19:17:10

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
08/21, 19:16:13

08/21, 18:57:14
@ Alone:

I can write it out, ride it out, come to meet my dark side, shake my hand and then be warmed by the light of acceptance.
08/21, 19:16:09

Nature is so beautiful and calming
08/21, 19:15:31

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

Ahhh, this is a good one. Itís how I grew up.
08/21, 19:14:23

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08/21, 19:12:46

Richard Marx
Had a few good songs!
08/21, 19:12:38

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
08/21, 19:12:11

08/21, 19:11:55

Deep thoughts was a funny segment
I liked "van down by the river" as well. I literally lived in a van down by the Llano river and watched it on a portable t.v.
08/21, 19:11:23

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
08/21, 19:10:48

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
08/21, 19:09:58

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.
08/21, 19:08:28

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
08/21, 19:06:49

08/21, 19:02:00
~~Endless Summer Nights~~ Richard Marx

It's only you and me tonight
So let's stay lost in flight
08/21, 19:06:35

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!"
08/21, 19:04:58

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.
08/21, 19:02:25

**Endless Summer Nights** Richard Marx

I still recall the walks along the beaches
And the way your hair would glisten in the sun
Rising in the afternoon
Making love to you under the moon
08/21, 19:02:00

you mean
Gait right?
08/21, 19:00:08

I would walk, sometimes for hours, and the motion of my gate soothed my moods.
08/21, 18:57:14

People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and thatís what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

Elizabeth Gilbert
08/21, 18:52:13

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